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You have hurt me,
You have broken me,
You have given tears in my eyes.

... I no longer trust anyone,
I no longer smile,
You have erased happiness from my life.

You made me feel lonely,
You left my heart broken,
But still i love you how stupid am I :'(

Paparazzi: Miley, what do you think about Demi Lovato's obesity?
Miley: Do you really have nothing better to do than act your insecurities out on others?
Paparazzi: But she did gain weight.
Miley: And? She looks gorgeous. She just recovered from an eating disorder, leave her alone.
Paparazzi: But what about your weight? You've gotten comments too.
Miley: I don't care if you wanna call me names, but by doing so you hurt my fans. And if you hurt my fans, I will hurt you 

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My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?
Me: What's it called?
My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.
Me:
My child:
Me:
My child:
Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo. I'm going to tell you a story.

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Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all. 

Me: someone shoot me.

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PE teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop