If you can't ¢øη♥☤η¢℮ them, ¢øηℱυϟ℮ them

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: oh and crocs
 

Don't get it wrong, I'm talking about others, not you, never