me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
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people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
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I'm his babysitter - I'm his florist
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
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I'm his babysitter - I'm his florist
As she walked away, he said, "What would you do if I wasn't here tomorrow?". She turned around, looked at him and said, "I'd survive."
But as they both stared into each other's eyes, both knew she was lying again
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