ℱ.ℜ.ℑ.ᙓ.ᘉ.ᗪ.ϟ

 Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

People don't ℭᖺαη❡℮, they just find η℮ω ωαϒϟ to ℓ☤℮

ϒøυη❡ & ᗪαη❡℮ґøυϟ

favourite band: we're gonna tour the world
me: does that mean you're coming to my tow-
favourite band: no

like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist